Bruce R Hildebrand
How about all the old jokes we learned when we were young?
How old are they anyway?
what did one strawberry say to the other strawbery?
If you weren't so fresh, you wouldn't be in this jam.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
She was a little horse
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
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